Mullah in the Turkish Bath

9 min

The gilded entrance of the Yazd hamam at dawn, where the mullah begins his comedic journey.

About Story: Mullah in the Turkish Bath is a Folktale Stories from iran set in the Medieval Stories. This Humorous Stories tale explores themes of Wisdom Stories and is suitable for Adults Stories. It offers Moral Stories insights. A comical tale of anticipation, surprise, and the true nature of reward in an ancient Persian hamam.

Introduction

Under a sapphire sky dyed with wisps of dawn light, the grand hamam of Yazd rose like a palace of steam and stone. Carved arches and marble basins gleamed beneath lanterns whose soft glow promised warmth and relaxation. Word of this Turkish bath had spread from caravanserai to village mosque: its waters were famed to soothe sore muscles and ease troubled minds. Yet for Mullah Farid, known as much for his sharp tongue as for his strict devotion, the hamam offered a different reward. He arrived in threadbare robes, carrying a small leather pouch of silver coins—enough, he believed, to secure his pampering without extravagance.

As he entered through the low, domed door, a gentle wave of heat enveloped him, stirring an unexpected shiver of anticipation. He paused on the mosaic threshold, inhaling the scent of rosewater mingled with cedar smoke. Bathers reclined on tiled benches, their laughter echoing under cavernous vaults. Mullah Farid cleared his throat and approached the stern attendant, intending to bargain: “O keeper of these hallowed walls,” he declared, “grant me the finest service befitting a humble servant of Allah, and I shall pay no more than these six coins.”

Silence fell for a heartbeat. Then the attendant’s lips curved into a knowing smile. “Master Mullah,” he said, “for such price, you shall receive what you deserve.” The mullah’s chest swelled with pride. He stripped to his underrobe, set his pouch beside the marble edge, and awaited the miracle of comfort he believed he had so shrewdly arranged. But the true lesson, he was soon to discover, was waiting beneath layers of steam and expectation...

Bargains, Bubbles, and Bluster

Mullah Farid sat upon a low marble bench, eyes gleaming with calculated anticipation. Steam curled around the iron brazier at his side, scented with eucalyptus and mint. He counted his six silver dirhams one last time, then clapped his hands to catch the attendant’s attention. In a voice dripping with self-importance, he announced, “Revered keeper of these healing waters, attend me now: I seek the most exquisite pampering your hamam provides, but at no greater cost than these six coins.” Around him, other bathers glanced up, curious to witness what sort of transaction might unfold.

Mullah being scrubbed with eucalyptus branches in a steamy bathhouse
The mullah endures a brisk eucalyptus scrub as part of the bathhouse’s curious reward system.

The attendant bowed politely, features unreadable in the swirling steam. He spoke softly, “Mullah Farid, your price is noted. Yet you must agree to our house custom: each guest pays for what he most deserves.” Before the mullah could protest, the attendant motioned toward a pair of sturdy servants who guided him to the main bathing pool. Farid’s robes fell away, revealing his underrobe; he climbed into the warm, fragrant water with a flourish. As he settled into the pool, he noticed his purse had been moved to a small platform nearby. He opened a skeptical eye, but no one would meet his gaze.

Moments later, the promised pampering began. Two bathhouse assistants approached, carrying coarse sisal brushes soaked in sandalwood-scented soap. Farid’s face puckered as they scrubbed with unrelenting vigor. He huffed in indignation, scolding them for rough treatment, but they neither broke stride nor smiled. When the brushing ended, two other attendants arrived, each bearing massive branches of eucalyptus leaves. With practiced grace they lashed the mullah’s arms and back, releasing a heady fragrance into the steam. The ritual felt as invigorating as it was unexpected—so different from the gentle caress he had imagined.

“You insisted on the treatment you truly deserve,” the attendant’s voice drifted through the steam. Farid gasped in surprise. “And what, pray tell, do I deserve?” he demanded. No answer came, only the hush of dripping water and the soft sighs of the other bathers. Soaked to the skin, muscles quivering from the brisk slap of eucalyptus, Farid climbed onto a raised marble dais. Another attendant cupped rosewater in his palm and drizzled it over each eyebrow with delicate precision. Farid closed his eyes, feeling both insulted and oddly rejuvenated. “I deserve better,” he muttered to himself, though a spark of doubt had begun to flicker in his chest.

By the time the last attendant dabbed a final drop of neroli-scented oil on Farid’s forehead, the mullah’s indignation was waning, replaced by the slow flicker of awe. His limbs felt lighter, his mind clearer. Yet when he reached for his purse, he saw that only three dirhams remained. His heart sank at the thought of trying to bargain further. Before he could protest, the main door swung open, and a group of local scholars strode in, laughing and clapping each other’s shoulders. They had come to hear the mullah’s sermon, only to discover him in a state of undressed bliss. Embarrassed, Farid scrambled from the dais and wrapped his towel around waist and shoulders. The scholars greeted him with raucous cheer, and invited him to join them. Still half-stunned by the cleansing ordeal, the mullah realized he had found something richer than silver—an experience he could neither buy nor barter, only receive and appreciate.

Laughter Under the Dome

Wrapped in a plush toweling gown borrowed from a kind attendant, Mullah Farid followed the circle of scholars into the central hall. The domed ceiling soared overhead, pierced by small round oculi that scattered shafts of light across mosaic tiles. Laughter echoed between the arches as the scholars recounted tales of Farid’s earlier bargaining and surprising treatment. At first the mullah tried to maintain his dignity, but when one scholar mimicked his bravado with a flourish of dripping towel, he could not help but chuckle.

A group of medieval Persian scholars laughing under the frescoed dome of a Turkish bath hall
Scholars share laughter and sherbet with the mullah beneath the bathhouse’s soaring dome.

They gathered around a low table strewn with platters of sliced fruits—pomegranates, figs, honeyed dates—alongside tiny cups of rosewater sherbet. The sweet fragrance blended with the lingering scent of steam, creating an intoxicating mixture that coaxed smiles even from the most somber faces. A young doctor among them teased, “Tell us, Mullah, how do you feel now that half your dirhams are gone and your pride battered?”

Farid snorted but did not protest. Instead he took a date, letting its sticky sweetness coat his tongue. Then, with a sly grin, he admitted, “Better than I expected. I came seeking comfort on my own terms, only to find that goodness does not heed my bargains.” The scholars applauded, clinking sherbet cups in salute.

Behind them, towering marble columns reflected the late-morning sun, turning the entire hall golden. Attendants flitted in and out, offering fresh towels and gentle head rubs with silk scarves. Farid closed his eyes, leaning into the unexpected ease of it all. The scholarly banter resumed, touching on poetry, theology, and the proper measure of charity. At one point, a wizened poet recited a verse about the hamam’s water as a mirror to the soul. It struck Farid that the day’s true lesson lay not in earsplitting scrubs or tricky prices, but in recognizing the value of generosity when it flows freely.

When the scholars rose to depart, they pressed a small pouch of coins into the mullah’s hand—enough to reimburse what he had lost. But Farid shook his head. “Keep it for your next visit,” he said. “I no longer need to haggle for what I have already gained.” They left him alone amid the marble, the sweet aroma of fruit and oil, and the warm sunlight dancing on vaulted arches. In that hushed moment, Mullah Farid tasted the real prize: an openness of heart that no price could measure.

The True Reward

As the bathhouse doors swung open onto the bustling street, Mullah Farid stepped out into a world that seemed brighter than when he had entered. The sun warmed the cobblestones, and merchants at nearby stalls offered wares of colorful textiles, spices, and glassware that sparkled in the afternoon light. Farid paused at a well, drawing up a bucket of cool water to rinse his hands and face. The ritual felt sacred, a final purification after the day’s extraordinary trials.

Mullah seated on a bench with children listening under a sycamore after leaving the Turkish bath
Mullah Farid shares the day’s lesson with village children beneath the cool shade of a sycamore.

On a bench beneath a sycamore tree, a group of children watched him curiously, their eyes wide at his rosewater-scented robe and calm, smiling face. One bold boy asked, “Mullah sahib, did the hamam cost you many coins?” Farid chuckled and replied, “More than I bargained for, but less than I would have spent in regret. For I received something no coin could buy.” The children leaned in, awaiting a secret.

He told them of the eucalyptus lash and the scrub, of the scholars’ company and the sweetness of borrowed sherbet. And he spoke of how he had offered half his purse only to discover that kindness given freely returns tenfold, in laughter, in friendship, and in peace of mind. The children’s laughter was the finest echo he had heard all day.

When the sun sank toward the western hills, Farid made his way to the small mosque at the edge of town. He paused at the doorway, drew in a breath, and stepped inside. The familiar tiles and prayer rugs welcomed him like an old friend. He knelt on the mat, closed his eyes, and gave thanks—not for what he had saved, but for what had been granted. In the hush of prayer, he felt a ripple of warmth where once he had harbored only shrewd calculation.

Emerging into twilight, Mullah Farid took a deep breath of jasmine-scented breeze. He would tell this tale for years to come: how six dirhams bought more than he knew, why one must be careful what he prays for, and how the truest rewards spring from opening one’s heart to receive. As the first stars appeared, the mullah smiled, knowing that his greatest bargain had been a lesson in generosity—and that he would never live his life quite the same way again.

Conclusion

Mullah Farid’s journey through the steam and stone of the Yazd Turkish bath became a story that spread from minaret to caravanserai, weaving itself into the tapestry of local lore. People would speak of the day the mullah bargained for comfort and ended up richer in spirit than he could have imagined. His six dirhams, once hoarded with solemn intent, were spent not in stubborn thrift but in service to joy—shared laughter with scholars, curious smiles from children, and the quiet gratitude of prayer.

In time, Farid himself came to greet every bath as more than a cleansing of body; it became a reminder that true reward cannot always be measured in silver or gold. It is found in the unexpected kindness of strangers, the gentle touch of nature, and the warmth exchanged when hearts open. And so, whenever a traveler pauses at the ornate gates of that storied hamam, they still hear echoes of a mullah’s bartered lesson: that generosity received and offered may well be the finest treasure of all.

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